Apparently Jessica Alba has a sexy walk
For the ultimate in journalistic integrity, we look across the pond, where the Daily Telegraph reports on a team of Cambridge math geeks who say Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the history of the universe, or something.
The mathematicians say that the ratio between the hips and the waist put a sexy sashay in a woman’s stride, and the ideal ration is 0.7. That means a woman with a 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips can sway at just the right angle to butter a man’s bread.
And while Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe (with a 0.69 ratio) can’t pull off the right combo, pouty actress Alba does. Glad to see such an esteemed institution devotes itself to worthwhile pursuits.
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