Are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker splitting up? No.
When things are slow in Celebritytown, gossip outlets tend to make stuff up. Today's Exhibit A: Eva Longoria Parker's marriage to Tony Parker may be on the rocks, E! says. Why? Because they dared to be seen apart. Scandal!
E! points out that Eva hosted the MTV EMA awards in Europe on Nov. 7, then turned around four nights later to host the Rock for the Cure charity event at the Nevada Cancer Institue in Las Vegas -- all alone. Then she had the nerve to cancel an appearance on Anderson Cooper's CNN Heroes of 2010 TV special last Saturday. That apparently has lips flapping that the couple are heading to Splitsville.
Um, last time we checked, Tony Parker was a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, and the NBA season was well under way. And Longoria was on a hit TV show, owned a restaurant and has been flying all over the world for charity benefits, so hey, maybe she was too tired to jaw with Anderson Cooper. TMZ even ran a story that they had filed for divorce, but it turned out to not be true, either. You see, it's stuff like this that makes The Juice* hate the media along with everyone else. QUIT MAKING STUFF UP TO GET READERS!
[Photo: No, Tony didn't have her cloned; it's her Madame Tussaud's wax figure, which isn't a very good likeness if you ask us. Getty Images]