Are you tired of Britney Spears yet?
• TMZ says the Brat passed her first court-ordered drug test over the weekend, proving that even she can stop with the drugs for 48 hours.
• The site also reports that a judge ruled she must be booked for that hit-and-run incident before her next court appearance on Oct. 25, which should make her look even better for her custody hearing.
• The rumor mill says that Spears went to the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica last week to — get this — talk to a bartender about getting a job. Because nothing says recovery like working around booze.
• Sharon Osbourne is the latest to offer Brit-Brit advice, telling StarPulse “I think that she’s lost the plot, she needs help and she’s got to get herself away from L.A. Go away and get some therapy. She’s gonna come back and be the Britney that we love and know.” But crazy, cigarette-smoking, illegally driving, dunder-headed ex-mom Britney is the Britney that we love and know!
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