Ashlee Simpson pregnant with Pete Wentz's kid
The magazine says a source confirms to them that the duo are having an old-time shotgun wedding, which must be at the insistence of creepy papa Joe Simpson. The engagement was confirmed by the couple just last week, but Wentz called the pregnancy rumor a "witch hunt" in a statement to MTV News on Monday.
All we can do is thank the powers that be her sister Jessica hasn't yet reproduced.
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