Ashton Kutcher whines about neighbor's house
Poor Ashton Kutcher: The camera-selling, uh, actor or something is complaining on a new video posted on YouTube about his neighbor, who has the nerve to build a house on his own property, which happens to be next to Kutcher's! What a jackass!
"I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel," Ashton rants in the expletive-laden video, which you can watch above. "I'm going to lose it."
It seems he's pained by the starting time of the work crew, which he claims showed up at 7 a.m. Indeed, construction guys usually get an early start.
"This has been going on for four months now," Kutcher wails. "This guy's got another thing coming!"
But then, after overwhelmingly negative responses to his whining, Kutcher posted a second video (shown below) saying he was sorry and whatnot. But really, the damage is done. Really, who knew that hammers made noise, or that houses don't just magically appear?