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Ashton Kutcher will play 'Internet billionaire' on 'Two and a Half Men'



Because it's so highly rated for some reason, we begrudgingly update our Two and a Half Men news with word that Ashton Kutcher's character has been revealed to be "an Internet billionaire with a broken heart." Hey, we hear Linda Evangelista is available, if you don't mind single moms.

While not going so far as to confirm previous reports that the new season of the sitcom will open with the death of Charlie Sheen's character, CBS honcho Nina Tassler finally gave away the tidbit about Kutcher, the AP says. His name will be Walden Schmidt, and he won't be related to Jon Cryer or Angus T. Jones in any way. He will have that Harper charm, however.

"The show will be as irreverent as it has ever been," Tassler said. "Our Program Practices people are already on high alert." Sorry, we still don't see Kutcher topping Chuck in the sleaze department.


[Last modified: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 4:37pm]


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