Glorious Americans, you read this, for is best news to read until next Kazakh Potato Festival: Borat Sagdiyev, star of movie-film of same name, and fake-ego of actor-person Sacha Baron Cohen, is to be writing book. Is two books in same book, actually! Random House said book is funny-book, and is one-halves travel guide for Americans in Kazakhstan, and one-halves for Kazakhs in America. Book is called two names: Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A., and Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Associated Press report book for release this fall. Please, you read. Or we will be execute.

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