BREAKING NEWS: Tila Tequila may not be bi

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Tbdtilatequila120107 Apparently the New York Post’s Page Six just learned the term “MySpace bisexual,” because they’re all over the news that A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila is fake. Well doy.

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi,” a source informs the paper. “She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” This is obviously a reputable source, because of course all girls have made out with each other.

But don’t think the trashfest is going to be renewed for another season, because Tila has a boyfriend (whom she refuses to leave) “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam ... That’s why they are not continuing with the show, because she won’t dump him.”

Once again, we’re floored to learn that reality TV might not be real — almost as floored as we were to find out this show was even being made in the first place.

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:28am]

    

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