Bristol Palin is going to be on 'Dancing With the Stars'
For the third day in a row, we're presenting Dancing With the Stars casting info, but only because Bristol Palin is now on board. We promise we'll let this go for a few days now, all right?
The 19-year-old poster child for failed family values and daughter of mama grizzly Sarah Palin will be rejoining ABC after a guest shot on ABC Family's The Secret Life of the American Teenager in July. E! says she's a lock, while previous reports that Kirstie Alley's in the mix are false. And that's why we don't write these all the time. At least there's no mention of Levi Johnston.
"We don't comment on casting rumors," the network said. "The real Dancing With the Stars cast will be revealed Monday, Aug. 30, live on ABC during Bachelor Pad." We're gonna pipe down and just pray that John McCain is the real secret guest star rooted in politics. No, really, that would be freakin' sweet.
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