Brit works, Heather's quirks, Simon smirks, Ledger shirks
• Britney Spears is trying to keep busy with an upcoming guest role on How I Met Your Mother, according to Pink is the New Blog. She’ll be the one who argues against dating backup dancers.
• Heather Locklear’s psychiatrist was the one who called 911 over the weekend saying the actress was attempting suicide, even though she really wasn’t, TMZ says. She was just saying marrying Richie Sambora was career suicide.
• The Daily Mail has been flashing pics of Simon Cowell speeding around L.A. in black, $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron, the fastest production car in the world. If only he could afford to make American Idol go faster.
• Heath Ledger’s will was never updated after his 2-year-old daughter Matilda Rose was born, so neither she nor baby’s mama Michelle Williams are entitled to a dime, since he left everything to his parents and three sisters, the AP reports. That’s sad, since the residuals from The Dark Knight alone would put her through college.