Britney to Crocker: Leave me alone, y'all!
In a mighty gut punch to whiny Web wonder Chris Crocker, Us says his tirade commanding the media to leave Britney Spears alone doesn’t amuse the self-destructive popster in the least.
“Britney does not think Chris Crocker is funny,” a Spears friend tells the mag. “She thinks he’s creepy and that all his videos are an obvious attempt at fame. She finds it insulting and difficult to watch.” Hey, takes one to know one, right?
But Crocker isn’t fazed: “It was to give Britney fans a voice,” the guyliner acolyte sniffs. “There is nothing insulting there. It was for her fans to show our support.”
Crocker goes on to insist Brit’s loss of custody over tykes Sean and Jayden is only temporary. “My mom lost custody of me when she was younger and she got it back,” Crocker says. “(Britney) can always get it together again.” Yeah, Brit, look how well-adjusted Chris turned out to be!