Britney gets booked
We frankly never thought we'd write the words "Britney" and "book" in the same sentence. But then Ms. Spears had to go and turn herself into the cops late Monday night on misdemeanor hit-and-run charges stemming from an August fender bender. Britney spent about 45 minutes at the Van Nuys Community Police Station, and faces up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for dinging a car without a valid driver's license. Britney being Britney, however, she couldn't only turn herself in for a mug shot. She walked into the station wearing large designer sunglasses, because she told paparazzi she was suffering from -- wait for it -- pinkeye. Pinkeye! Britney, you're the greatest. Just when we think it couldn't get any worse for you, you go and drop the pinkeye bomb on us. Salud!