Britney hires Kelly Clarkson's castoff
Talent manager Jeff Kwatinetz wasn’t good enough for Kelly Clarkson, but he’s apparently good enough for Britney Spears.
TMZ reports that the agent has been hired by the crazed pop princess to get her career back on track. Apparently Kwatinetz is looking for a charity case to prove how good a manager he really is, so he picked the perfect train wreck to practice on.
Now all he needs is a priest and plenty of holy water, and after the pea-soup shower he’s sure to get purging Brit of her demons, he’ll come out smelling like a rose in Hollywood. Here’s to wishing Jeff luck.