Britney Spears is, like, all skinny now, and junk
Star must be feeling guilty about all the Britney Spears-bashing they've been doing. The mag's newest cover story is about how Britney got her bikini back. The mag features "exclusive all-new photos" of Brit trudging around Malibu beach, so of course it's got to be a big deal.
"While she's not there yet, she has dropped 20 pounds, the cellulite is gone and her dancer's legs are back!" Star touts. They also promise to show you how she "beat the cellulite" and "dropped 20 lbs. in just 30 days."
Of course, after that whole thing with Ok! using 5-year-old photos of her in their story about how Spears "lost 15 lbs. in just 4 weeks," there's absolutely no way of telling if this is real or not. But still, it's better than reading about her getting drunk or dropping her kids on the sidewalk.