Britney Spears is a fat pig (so says the pig)
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium. She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”
— An unnamed source telling Us Weekly the latest reason why Britney Spears fell fat ... um, flat ... on her face during Sunday’s VMA performance. Hey, she looked skinny to us, just not skinny enough.
Oh, and we're not printing the lyrics to her new round of songs, like so many other sites are. Why? Because we're officially sick of her, that's why.