Britney Spears gives custody of kids to K-Fed
In a blow to family values and The Juice*'s daily "report," Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in the custody fight over sons Sean and Jayden -- and K-Fed gets them both! Watch for the sun to be blotted out and the seas to boil soon.
The agreement gives sole custody to Federline, with Brit getting visitation rights, People reports. Her attorney, Laura Wasser, says Britney will get more than the two visits and one overnight per week she currently has.
"Britney's doing great. She's very pleased," Wasser said. "The kids are with her right now." Somehow that doesn't sound right to us, but K-Fed's man Mark Vincent Kaplan is understandably relieved.
"The case has been settled," Kaplan said. "This is the end of a two-year journey."
That's right, two years of The Juice* always having something to fall back on. Two years of bad parenting jokes and legal mumbo-jumbo. Two years of steady work for both us and these lawyers. No one ever thinks of the collateral damage in these cases. What about us? What are we going to do?
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