Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt chew fat
In formerly fat news, Britney Spears reveals her new dieting secrets in the latest issue of OK!, claiming she turned to nutrition and exercise instead of surgery to lose weight. How novel.
"I'm the healthiest I've been all my life," Brit says. "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day." Coca-Cola and McDonald's stocks plummeted after the report.
Meanwhile, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who may or may not have just lost 18 pounds, says that body image was always an issue in the new issue of Health.
"I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated," she says. "They’d say, 'Sweetheart, appreciate it for all it’s worth because it all changes when you get into your 30s.' I used to scoff and say, 'No, I feel fat today!' Now the joke’s on me. I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!" Yes, because she's such a bovine now, right?