Britney Spears is a pervert, a slob and pregnant

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Tbdbritneyspears112907 The Juice* tries to maintain a level of credibility, since speculation and rumor is best left to rags like Star, who have lawyers that can defend them if they get sued. To that end, let’s point out that they’re saying Britney Spears' new mansion has a double-locked, X-rated “fantasy room” filled with tickers, whips, spanking paddles, a mirrored ceiling and handcuffs hanging from the bedframe. Yikes.

And let’s not forget the costumes. “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” a source tells Star. “Britney is sexually obsessed.” She’s also obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, it seems, and is pining for a nose job to look more like her idol.

Not outlandish enough? Try the feces-smeared couches in her living room, which Star says are covered in leavings from her dog and two children. Gross. Apparently that court monitor is going to declare her home a “health hazard.”

We’ll see about that one, just like we’ll see if a supposed message left by Brit on her MySpace page saying she’s preggers again — by wannabe actor Michael Marchand — is true. (Or maybe it's music producer J.R. Rotem's kid, like In Touch says.) “Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact,” the post says. “I don’t really know if I’m happy or sad I’m just ... idk I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!” We know return you to your Pepto Bismol.

[Photo: AP]

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:27am]

    

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