Britney Spears' son Jayden bruised, bitten
We could waste our time telling you about Britney Spears’ trip to Baja California with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib to avoid reality, but that’s dull as dust. Rather, we’ll give you Us magazine’s report that youngest son Jayden had a bite mark and several bruises on his bodies when the cops came to Brit’s house during that standoff.
A source tells the glossy that when cops arrived, Britney yelled at them to get out of her house. When they threatened to break down the bathroom door — where Brit was hiding with Jayden — they found it wasn’t even locked, but that Jayden was covered in bruises.
But don’t get all excited, Britney haters: Kevin Federline’s bodyguard said Jayden had his bruises before even going to see his mom. And the bite mark? From older brother Sean. Sounds like this family is more normal than even we figured.
[Photo: AP via Ok!, Dani Brubaker]