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Britney threatens paps, trashes kids with junk

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The Juice* shouldn’t mess with Britney Spears too much — she might have us killed. The falling star threw a baby bottle and threatened the two photogs who got beat down in Las Vegas last Thursday, the AP reports.

Brit shouted “I am going to kill you!” at Andrew Deetz during the fracas last week, during which her bodyguard Cesar Julio Camera (oh, the ironic coincidence!) mangled Deetz’s cohort, Kyle Henderson.

Later, the genius Bratney allegedly said, in front of several witnesses, told Deetz that he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would, according to a statement from Deetz’s lawyers. When Camera saw Deetz again in Beverly Hills on July 23, he allegedly told the paparazzo, “I have unfinished business with you.”

Scary stuff. But not nearly as scary as a story in Us that says Spears is an unfit mom, feeding her tots Sean and Jayden Doritos, chewing gum and soda from their baby bottles. She even tried to get a dentist to whiten their teeth, since they no doubt are rotting from the junk food, the paper says, and hands them off to a nanny most of the day.

“She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy,” said a source. “She would make both babies — especially Sean — stay up later so they would sleep longer. The kids were constantly fussy because they weren’t getting enough sleep, which only made Britney more frustrated because she hates it when they cry.”

What could be more frightening than a celeb mom who is a white-trash nightmare? The reports that ex-husband Kevin Federline, of all people, is the responsible one. He’s reportedly rented a house with a playset in the background and hired a nanny who helps feed the tykes fresh veggies and puts them to bed at a reasonable hour. Hey, it’s not like he’s up all night putting on concerts.

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:17am]

    

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