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Britney victim files police report



We’re going to stay away from the rumors that Kevin Federline has a thing for Britney Spears’ mom and that he filed for full custody of the kids and get right to the important stuff. Kim Robard-Rifkin, a Beverly Hills nurse, has filed a police report against the train wreck for being a celebutard by ramming her Mercedes convertible into Kim’s parked car at a strip mall on Monday and then sauntering away as if the little people are of no consequence.

“I found out it was Britney Spears who hit my car and I was sort of amused, sort of shocked, sort of like, ‘Oh, only this could happen in La La Land,’ ” Robard-Rifkin tells The nurse found out about the responsible party only after an Australian reporter came to her front door at 8 a.m. Tuesday for comments. It’s not like there isn’t enough damning evidence — you can watch the video anywhere online, including right here!

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:18am]


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