Britney's tan as convincing as case for WMDs
How much more can we blab about Britney Spears’ career-killing zombie march from Sunday? At least one more time. Us Weekly is saying that the lip-synching and hair extensions she was wearing weren’t the only things that were obviously fake.
“She had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,” a source says. But with the swaybacked muffin-topping going on during that performance, it’s obviously no amount of shading was going to help. Gee, maybe she should have gone with that corseted number MTV had picked out for her.
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