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Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller got married

Tbdcharliesheen060308 While Denise Richards is subverting intelligent discourse in America with her new E! celebreality show It's Complicated, ex-husband Charlie Sheen has moved on with his life by marrying a third wife, real estate investor Brooke Mueller. And yes, we know it happened Friday night, but really, it's Charlie Sheen -- the world could wait.

Anyway, publicist Stan Rosenfield confirmed the couple got hitched, but didn't share any more details (it was a small ceremony at a private estate, the Internet says), likely because Chuck was concerned Richards would try to hunt him down and beat him and Brooke. Then again, she did tell the Valentine in the Morning radio show she'd send them a gift.

"(I'll send) something from the girls," Richards said, meaning daughters Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 2. "At the end of the day, he's their dad. They have to understand that."

Sheen and Mueller had been engaged since last summer, which is a decade in celebrity terms. Rumor has it Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hadn't even met yet when they got married. True story!

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And this has nothing to do with anything, but this clip from It's Complicated shows Denise telling off Lycia Naff, who, if you've done your homework (like has), you'll remember as the three-breasted mutant from Total Recall. Lycia also has worked for People, the Miami Herald and the National Enquirer, which, combined with the smirk she gives Denise, makes her someone Mrs. Juice* should be worried about.

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:46am]


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