Charlie Sheen is going to be a grandfather, folks
Here's a really scary idea: Charlie Sheen is going to be a grandfather. And you thought he'd never live that long. Wait, what kid does he have that's old enough for that, anyway?
Ex-wife Denise Richards was the one who announced the news on Twitter, writing, "I guess some of you have heard... @charliesheen is going to be a Grampa...yes GRAMPA! his beautiful daughter Cassandra is gonna be a mama.." Oh, right, Cassandra is his 28-year-old daughter with his high school girlfriend, Paula Profit. You remember something kinda sleazy every day.
The really fun part, of course, will be seeing who attends the birth. Just imagine Richards, Sheen, his twins, his other ex-wife Brooke Mueller (if she's not in rehab for meth), his parole officer and his porn star girlfriend, Georgia Jones, who is only 24. Oh, who are we kidding? Jones won't be in the picture in nine months.
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