Charlie Sheen is going to die on 'Two and a Half Men'
While we're discussing TV, it seems the mystery of Charlie Sheen's disappearance off Two and a Half Men has been solved, as CBS has planned to simply kill his character off and be done with it. Gee, Charlie Harper seemed to have such a safe and sedate lifestyle.
Deadline.com says the season premiere of the show will feature Charlie's funeral, which will be attended by his old girlfriends. That will make for quite a crowded cast party. His seaside house in Malibu will be put on the market, and Ashton Kutcher will be one of the potential buyers, although whether or not he ends up actually being the buyer is up in the air. Deadline is betting he won't, but will end up in the house somehow. Possibly by annoying his way in the front door.
The cast has been asked to sign non-disclosure agreements, the site says, so don't go looking for any official word on what's going to happen. Then again, if you've stuck with this show through eight seasons, chances are you're going to swallow whatever tripe they serve you.