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Charlie Sheen says media reports are 'all crap'

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Charlie Sheen has had it with all of you and your leering, saying we've got it all wrong and should just mind our own business. But Chuck, we just want to know when to pick you in our dead pool, is all.

Responding to reports that his dad Martin may take over a conservatorship and that Two and a Half Men would stop production, Sheen texted E! to set the record straight: "All crap," he wrote in text messages. "Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to keep towing (sic) the same redundant line, guessing wrong."

He also was a little unhappy about how he's the only one the gossip media seems to care about. Well duh, that's why it's called the gossip media. Should we also not believe those reports you want to return to work by the end of the month?

"BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh-t....?" he wrote. "Shame shame shame."

Yes, Charlie, we're ashamed. Now, should we pick the second quarter for your fatal overdose, or will you make it to Thanksgiving?

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[Last modified: Thursday, February 3, 2011 5:39pm]

    

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