Charlie Sheen should stay out of tat parlors
he New York Post’s Page Six says Sheen is having his 13 tattoos removed because she hates them. And really, who wouldn’t hate a tat of a dragon wearing glass, or a stingray like the one he has on his left ankle? (The Daily Mail says that last one is from being in a Corvette Stingray owners’ club with Nicolas Cage and a few others.)
Perhaps the worst is a sign nailed to his chest that reads “Back in 15 minutes.” Sheen, who spent so much time partied out when he was younger, says he can’t even remember when he got it, but he knows it involved a 3 a.m. visit to a parlor with instructions for it to be an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
Already gone is the name “Denise “ — for ex-wife Denise Richards — which once graced his left wrist. Too bad ... sounds like that was the only reasonable ink on his person.
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