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Chris Brown allegedly tries 'I won't beat you' pickup line




Everyone's piling on newly minted Grammy winner Chris Brown this week, what with the music community reviling him on Twitter and whatnot. Now he's picking up girls by promising not to beat them. That's what Us says, anyway. If only Rihanna hadbeen extended such a courtesy.

The glossy says Breezy came up to some brunette at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite last Friday and hit her up with, "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!" That's about as classy as classy gets, kids. "He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, 'That's his new line!' Ugh! I wanted to throw up!" the unnamed object of his affection said.

Now, we have no way of proving or disproving this item, so we kinda wonder how true it is, especially when his rep told Us, "I'd be surprised if Chris said something that stupid." But then, Chris has also got people covering for the profane response to his critics on Twitter earlier this week, too, so someone around the performer really is that stupid.

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[Last modified: Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:37pm]


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