Chris Brown gets 95 of his 117 parking tickets dismissed
Chris Brown's streak of good luck in the courts system continues, with 95 of 117 (!) parking tickets he's managed to collect getting dismissed during a probation progress hearing. Who cares that the neighbors in his L.A. condo have been complaining about noise and the way he parks his many cars in handicapped spaces?
According to his attorney, Mark Geragos, that many citations were dismissed because apparently those spots were assigned to Brown along with the unit he owned, so he was technically doing nothing wrong, TMZ reports. Why would he need all those handicapped spots? Maybe they were for his future girlfriends. What, too soon?
Anyway, Breezy is facing substantially less than the $15,000 in parking tickets he had before the hearing, but still has 22 to go. Surely that's cause for concern. He's probably saving his nickels and dimes and forgoing that extra gallon of milk to make ends meet right now.
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