Christina Aguilera getting divorced over 'Bionic' failure
We've been wondering (note: no, we haven't) why Christina Aguilera is divorcing her husband Jordan Bratman, but we hypothesized that it was because her career is in tatters after Bionic failed worse than the last Matrix movie. Hey, Xtina and that movie apparently shared fashion advisers, too! Anyway, it looks like that wild guess was right.
A source told the New York Post's Page Six that Aguilera was "upset and frustrated" by nobody wanting to buy her new album, and is blaming Jordan. "She feels that he held her back when she wanted to focus more on her career," the pal says. Oh, sweetheart, that's like Butch Cassidy blaming the Sundance Kid for making him jump off that cliff.
Christina's already hanging out with a new crowd, including Lindsay Lohan's ex, Samantha Ronson. In fact, she celebrated her official separation by flying to Hawaii for the opening of Ian Schrager's Waikiki Edition hotel and getting face time with Tricky Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson, Ryan Kwanten, Matt White and Shenae Grimes. Sounds like someone is making up for lost childhood exploits.
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