Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman separated
As further proof that Gen Xers' parents never taught their kids how to maintain a relationship, Christina Aguilera, 29, and husband Jordan Bratman, 33, "have been separated for a few months," Us reports. And so end the hopes and dreams of average-looking guys ever scoring hot rock-star wives.
"They are now living apart, and they will see how that goes," a source tells the mag about the couple, who married in 2005 and have a 2-year-old son, Max. "They were very much in love, but over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife."
It probably doesn't help that Christina's Bionic tanked so bad she had to cancel her supporting tour, or that she's been busy making Burlesque with Cher. That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for the couple's famed "naked Sundays" together.
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