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Courtroom shenanigans make for tragic hilarity

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April

Being the wordsmiths that we are, we here at The Juice* love reading those moronic courtroom transcripts. You know the ones, with lines like this:

  • Lawyer: "Are you married?"
  • Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
  • Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
  • Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."
  • And this chestnut:

  • Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
  • Witness: "July 15th."
  • Lawyer: "What year?"
  • Witness: "Every year."
  • Read more idiotic ramblings here.

    [Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:10am]

        

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