Jessica Simpson turned to the Twitterverse to ask for help finding her malti-poo, Daisy, because the 5-year-old dog was dragged away by a freakin' coyote Monday night. Huhsaywha? This is terrible, but all we can picture is a coyote pulling up in a van with no windows and waving candy bars.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes," Jess posted Monday evening on @JessicaSimpson. "HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

We can only imagine what happened to Daisy, but there's a flier with a photo of the pup, which was a gift from Jessica's ex-husband, Nick Lachey. Unfortunately, we doubt the poor pooch will turn up. Coyotes don't tend to ask lapdogs out on playdates very often.

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