Crystal Harris calls off wedding to Hugh Hefner, moves out of Playboy Mansion
If were getting your tux or evening gown out of the closet for this weekend's wedding for Playboy's Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris, you can forget it. TMZ says the wedding is off, although they don't know why. Uh, maybe it's because Hugh is 85 and she's 25. Just a hunch.
The site says Crystal has escaped the Playboy Mansion after she had a huge argument over the phone with Hef. Things took a very southward turn, so she called off Saturday's wedding and moved out. Maybe they were fighting about Clearwater's own Karissa and Kristina Shannon. We like to think so.
It would have been Hefner's third marriage, so it's hard to tell if he'd be upset by all of this or not. Then again, it means he'll have to feed himself for the time being, so that can be inconvenient. Meanwhile, keep your eyes peeled for a refugee Playboy Bunny on the lam.
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