David Carradine killed by secret kung fu society, lawyer implies
If David Carradine didn't accidentally strangle himself masturbating, and he wasn't accidentally killed by playing sex games with unnamed prostitutes, then what's the answer? If you ask his family's lawyer, Mark Geragos, it was a mysterious sect of secret kung fu assassins. Because the other two possibilities are just too far-fetched.
Geragos claims that Carradine may have been trying to uncover secret societies in the martial arts underworld, because this is the 16th century. The family has been trying to get the FBI involved in the Thai investigation, and on Monday the bureau said it would help.
"They've done it because of the conflicting reports and the nature of those reports that have given the family great pause," Geragos said on CNN'S Larry King Live on Friday. He added that David's interest in kung fu societies means this is only a natural conclusion.
"There is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look," he said. They also should look in the development portfolio at Nintendo, because this is how half their video games start.
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