David Hasselhoff pays Pam Bach $25k monthly
David Hasselhoff has to pay the price for ending a contentious marriage to ex-wife Pamela Bach -- to the tune of $25,000 a month, the AP reports. Court documents released Thursday show the couple's divorce settlement demands he pay $21,000 a month to Bach and another $4,000 to support daughters Taylor, 17, and Hayley, 15. That's a lot of drunken cheeseburgers.
The couple divorced in 2006 after more than 16 years of marriage. They will have joint custody of their children and their San Fernando Valley home. We wonder if they're going to tape the house down the middle like that episode of The Brady Bunch. They will be dividing the family's cars, bank accounts and Hasselhoff's pensions from acting and directing guilds.
Wait a minute: It took two years to decide Bach deserved that much, while the kids don't even get a fifth of the cash even though they're dependents? That Baywatch money was way to kind to her. And remind us not to anger Mrs. Juice* too much.
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