Demi Moore is divorcing Ashton Kutcher, who then makes a very stupid statement on Twitter
Time to use up all those Oedipus Rex jokes, because Demi Moore has finally announced she's divorcing that no-good cheater Ashton Kutcher. Somewhere Bruce Willis is laughing so hard the rest of his hair is falling out.
"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton," Moore tells People in a statement. "As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation."
Since he doesn't seem to be on speaking terms with other woman Sara Leal, Ashton took to the only outlet he has left: Twitter. Isn't that how he got into all this trouble to begin with?
"I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi," he wrote via @aplusk. "Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK " Yes, indeed, they sometimes fail. When you break your vows and have sex with strangers on your sixth wedding anniversary. Funny how that happens. The heart wants what the heart wants, huh, Ashton?
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