Despite reports, USS Britney Spears still afloat
Despite all the signs pointing to total career meltdown, Britney Spears still manages to claw her way into the spotlight. Entertainment Tonight reports the manic mama has signed on to perform (notice we don’t write “sing”) at the grand opening of LAX nightclub at the Luxor in Vegas. The celebration is Aug. 31.
Promoters say her successful hosting gig at Pure down the way at Caesars Palace put her in the running for this latest gig, but it may very well have been the same kind of interest that’s on display when rubberneckers check out traffic accidents.