Devon James files petition claiming Tiger Woods really is the daddy
Gag us with a nine-iron, we thought we were done with this Tiger Woods garbage, but noooo. Now Devon James, the porn star who says Woods is the father of her 9-year-old son (who shall remain nameless on our pages), has filed a suit in Manatee County to prove it. Never mind that there was already a DNA test way back in 2002. Will it never end?
Melinda Jannette, the real name of the 30-year-old porn star from Sarasota, filed a petition at the Manatee County courthouse on Thursday to find out what's what, TMZ says. Apparently she doesn't believe that the previous test proved another Florida man is the baby daddy, so she wants Tiger to take another paternity test.
Believe us when we tell you, Juice*heads, that we didn't want to write about this anymore. Apparently Devon thinks science got a whole lot more reliable in the last eight years, so we're stuck following it. Sorry.