Do you even care about Britney Spears now?

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February

Tbdbritneyspears020808 Welcome back to the insanity (literally) of Britney Spears’ world. The latest today is a rundown of what happened Wednesday after she was let out of the funny farm.

Ok! provides a timeline of the wild ride, saying while Brit initially was tooling around L.A. in her new black Mercedes, she became angry at her bodyguard, who is the same former Israeli military officer who works for Lindsay Lohan.

By 3 p.m., she kicks the guy out on the side of the road in Brentwood and asks a photographer from X17 (Adnan Ghalib’s photo agency) to drive for her. They arrive at the Beverly Hills hotel —where they run into Maria Shriver, of all people — and head upstairs.

A little after 4:30, Adnan arrives a whisks Britney away to attorney Adam Streisand’s office by 5:20. By 7 p.m., Britney is hiding under a blanket in the back of a paparazzo’s car (who is she, Nancy Drew?) and head back to the hotel.

At 9 p.m., papa Jamie shows up and heads to her room, with what appear to be legal documents. By midnight, she and Adnan are apparently taken home by the mystery X17 photog.

Meanwhile, Jamie and mama Lynne were “extremely disappointed to learn their daughter was on the loose (count us in on that). “We are deeply concerned about our daughter’s safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk,” a statement from the pair read. “We ask only that the court’s orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.”

And there you have it, folks — just pretend the last week or so never even happened, because that’s what Britney obviously thinks.

[Photo: AP]

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:34am]

    

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