Don't go shopping with Madonna
The Daily Mail has a photo of Madonna and Guy Ritchie leaving London’s Claridge Hotel with a see-through plastic bag with something called a ... oh, we can’t even bear to write what the thing was called. Go to the Daily Mail for the pic, if that’s your cup of tea.
We don’t know what Guy is carrying with him, but at least he has the good sense to not gross everyone out. Sheesh.
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