Eva Longoria, Tony Parker are officially divorced
It's officially official: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got divorced on Friday. We hope you weren't betting on a last-minute change of heart or anything.
Parker's rep confirmed weekend reports about the ruling in a Texas courtroom, the first such word from either party. Longoria filed for divorce in November in L.A., citing irreconcilable differences. Apparently Tony liked to screw around with other women, and Eva didn't like that, for some strange reason. Parker filed his own papers in Texas -- he plays for the San Antonio Spurs and she's originally from Corpus Christi -- so Eva dismissed the L.A. petition.
And so ends Longoria's second marriage (she and Tyler Christopher divorced in 2004 after two years together). She promptly went out and made half the male population feel light-headed by partying with Sofia Vergara at the Screen Actor Guild Awards. Tony, in the immortal words of Antoine Dodson, you are so dumb. For real.
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