You will sure question the existence of a righteous creator god once you realize that yes, Gene Simmons allegedly has a sex tape.

The very NSFW Web site GenesSecret.com is offering an eyeful of the aging Kiss bass player with an Australia woman called Elsa who is likely A) half his age and B) finding a creative way to make rent this month.

Actually, Adult Video News says she’s the spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink, which is obviously not helping her career as much as she’d like. Be careful with this, because the use of Foreigner’s I Want to Know What Love Is tends to be the most psyche-scarring part of the whole thing.

It’s anyone’s guess if it really is Simmons in the clip, as the footage is grainy (as it always is) and the site is apparently operated out of Panama (and doesn’t work half the time), but we’d be willing to bet he’s looking to draw a little more attention to his Family Jewels.

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