The Kentucky Derby was waaaaaay back on Saturday, but the New York Post’s Page Six delivers the goods about a party in downtown Louisville featuring our fave punching bag, Kevin Federline. K-Fed started the evening by complaining his table at a party was too small by saying, “Yo, I need a bigger table — I got six bitches with me.”

After a set by DJ AM, Fed-Ex snatched the mic from Kid Rock to shout to the ladies, “I got four kids already — which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?” Crickets. Oh Kevin, will you never learn?

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