Go Tampa Bay Rays! (feat. DJ Kitty)
Most of us have to sneak peeks at the Rays game today, since that pesky 12 percent unemployment around here makes me afraid to toddle off to the Trop for the absurd 1:37 p.m. start. I think the Rays and MLB are in cahoots to try to undersell the Trop so Sternberg can find excuses to move the team. It's Major League, I'm telling you! Where's Wild Thing and Willie "Mays" Hayes? Oh, and here's DJ Kitty to get you in the spirit of things.