Pickled rocker Keith Richards tells NME’s print version: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.” That’s right, he ground his pop’s ashes into some coke and sucked it up. How Oedipal is that? The 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist’s father, Bert, died in 2002 at age 82. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “... It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.” That’s a subject of debate, but whatever. [Photo: AP]