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Harry and William's love woes




Rarely does The Juice* dip its toes into the curiously shallow gene pool that is British royalty, but today we feel obligated to mention that Prince Harry has been dumped by his longtime girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, according to the British tabs. We frankly prefer the New York Daily News’ description of the situation: "The Zimbabwean blond was reportedly fed up with Harry’s playboy lifestyle, and was miffed he had opted to skip her 22nd birthday party last month for a rugby match in Paris." (Been there, brother. Been there.) Meanwhile, Prince William’s lovah, Kate Middleton, is the subject of scorn after quitting her part-time fashion job to get "some time to herself," according to Radar Online. Word is the royal family worries Kate’s preparing to settle in for a life of luxury instead of somehow earning her keep, like the tireless Di.

Below: Two sad princes, kneeling before you. That's what I said now.


(Photos: AP)

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:26am]


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