Heidi Klum, Paulina Porizkova starring in 'Desperate Housewives'
The women over at Desperate Housewives must be getting a little long in the tooth, since ABC has confirmed that supermodels emeritus Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova have agreed to be guest stars on the show. can you say Sweeps Week? We knew you could.
Apparently Eva Longoria Parker and Drea de Matteo will run into the pair (who will be playing themselves) while on a trip to New York City in a March episode, E! reports. The scenes will be shot in L.A., natch, because L.A. looks so much like the Big Apple.
There won't be any of the men of Wisteria Lane around, because they can't be trusted to constrain themselves. Of course, no man on that show is ever given a spine, unless you count Rex Van De Camp or Karl Mayer, and the writers killed both of them off.
[Photo: That's actually Heidi and Kim Kardashian, but Kim looks better than Paulina anyway. Getty Images]