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Heidi Montag performs (?) at Miss Universe pageant



We're not even going to waste time in print on this one, but here's Heidi Montag or Pratt or whatever her name is, stretching out her reed-thin voice and some very tight pants Sunday night. Who are we kidding? That's a recording, plain and simple. And we've always wondered, just how much do backup dancers hate stars who can't dance a step? If the wrath of a dance major I dated in college before meeting Mrs. Juice* is any indication, they hate Heidi a lot. A whole lot.

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