Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt elope in Mexico
Speaking of wedding announcements, it seems that sources everywhere are spilling that The Hills dynamic duds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Mexico on Nov. 20. Dirt merchant Perez Hilton was the first to break the "news." Wow. Color us amazed.
"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Montag told Us Weekly. We know what you mean.
The blogger says the vacuous vacationers married at the One & Only Palmilla Resort near Cabo San Lucas in an unplanned ceremony on the beach and Us apparently has scored the photos. The whole shebang lasted only 15 minutes, with no relatives present.
"I am not surprised!" Spencer's sis Stephanie told In Touch Weekly. "I knew they would, and Cabo is definitely where they would do it."
Amazing they both could hang out in the sun without bursting into flames. But they needed their rest from a busy life of fake not-acting on TV.
"I'm so happy for them! When we all hang out, those two cannot keep their hands off each other," hanger-on Audrina Patridge told Perez. "They are so in love and have stuck by each other's side. I can't wait to see pictures!"
No word on how much Us paid for those pics, but we suspect this whole "last-minute" thing was done because they knew if they made a big thing about it, no one would care. These two are like the anti-Brangelina. The only way they could be less exciting is if they got hitched while quilting during a free moment while taking a photo op with the U.S. curling team.